Friday, October 29, 2010
Lyrics of the Day
written by Elton John & Bernie Taupin
This is my house, this is where I live
That is the winter, those are the trees
I can hear them breathe, this is my bed
This is where I sleep, that was the dark
Those are my dreams, they belong to me
Thursday, October 28, 2010
What a talented baby
Levi's big new thing. He is basically amazing at getting his hands up to his mouth, unfortunately we don't want any thumb suckers around here, and so I am doing everything I can to suppress this new talent.
I'm just so crafty
Disneyland
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Lyrics of the Day
From "Birdhouse in your Soul"
By "They Might be Giants"
I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually you're friend
But I am
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put to fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Baby Games
That got me thinking the other day of a funny bit by Dave Barry ( I think he is the funniest humor writer of all time), which I decided was worth sharing.
Traditional Baby Games
HERE COMES THE BABY EATER
Place your baby on the carpet, face up, then crawl around on all fours and announce, "I'm so hungry! I could eat a baby!" Then crawl over and gobble up the baby, starting at the feet, and periodically raising your head and shouting, "Great baby! Delicious!" Babies love this game, but you don't want to play it when other grown-ups are around, because they will try to take custody away from you.
ATTACK OF THE SPACE BABIES
Lie on your back on the floor and hold your baby over you, face down. Move the baby around in the manner of a hovering spacecraft while making various high-pitched science fiction noises such as "BOOOOWEEEEOOOOO."Feign great fear as the baby attempts to land on the planet Earth.
Friday, October 15, 2010
A Symbol of our Unbreakable Love
We don't know whether we should consider this a dangerous omen. I decided to take quick action by purchasing a new ring, before Tyler was overcome by the swarming masses of eligible young women.
In my quest to solidify the physical tokens of our marriage covenant, I decided to go high class, I purchased the "Stainless Steel Laser Notched Design Spinner Ring". This stellar purchase from Overstock.com almost broke the bank at $21.97 (including shipping).
We can't wait to reaffirm our vows when the USPS man delivers the package to our mailbox, in five to ten business days.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Saturday, October 9, 2010
pumpkin excess
Here is Levi sporting, what his uncle Steve, would call "the art of seduction" pose.
Today we went to a book sale (HUZZAH!), and then we went to a pumpkin patch. Unfortunately we were dressed for fall weather, and we all thought we were going faint from heat. Weather is still weird here.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
A New Post
This morning during bath time Gem asks"momma we a go to a red store today?". To translate that means she wanted to go to Target. I think it means I go to Target to much, because I was, in fact, planning on going to Target today. So I was able to answer her in the affirmative.
I needed to go to Target to get three things: cards and envelopes, socks for Levi, and pipe cleaners. One hundred dollars later we were back in the car. I just really can't go shopping, I go in with a list and then I justify all my wants while I am in there. Such as tennis shoes for Gem, and a new mop head for me.
However most of that money was spent on a new outfit for me. Because Tyler and I are going on an actual date tomorrow. We are going to go see Jason Mraz!!! (For another story about that see the next and last paragraph of this post). It has been a long time since we have been on a real date and I decided that I would splurge on a new outfit. Usually my shopping goes like this, I let Gem play in the kiddie playground at the mall for a half an hour and then I spend 5 minutes looking at the clearance racks at Old Navy. If something is more than $3 (approximately), then it is off limits. But today I really went for it, I actually bought a pair of pants that was a big twenty dollars and wasn't even on sale. That's right I just went crazy.
So tomorrow Tyler and I get to go on our date. Hooray for our best neighbor ever who is willing to watch my three-year-old, and not-even-three-month-old along with her own three kids! A few weeks ago I saw an ad in the weekend paper for a Jason Mraz concert. So of course I went online to get to tickets. And to my horror the tickets had been on sale for quite some time already. So our seats are ok, but if we are going, I want to have the best seats. So I was a little put out and immediately went to all my favorite bands websites and signed onto their email lists so I would never be caught off guard again, and next time he comes around, oh, believe you me, we will be in the front.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Just a Video of a Baby
I LOVE MY BABY!
He is too big for his 0-3 month clothes, I am not sure if he even had time to wear all of them. And his 3-6 month clothes are all too short, but we are wearing them anyway because I feel he should wear at least each outfit once, otherwise the kindly gifts of others would have been in vain.
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Conference
We had a good conference weekend. On Saturday morning when Gem first started watching all the women in the tabernacle choir were wearing white and when they started singing, she asked me "Are they angels?". It was pretty funny. We put up her tents to play in, to keep her occupied for as much of conference as we could. It worked reasonably well.