Food Crazy

Here in the Ross Household, we do not know a lot about food. In fact we are probably the modern day Jack Sprat and his wife. Tyler will eat anything if it is even remotely edible (and preferably cold). Whereas I on the other hand only eat things if there are less than two ingredients, and one of them is melted cheese or melted butter.

With this as background, we had a guest over at our house and we attempted to feed this said guest some dinner. Tyler wanted to cook a hamburger, so we put two hamburgers in to cook. Since hamburger does not contain either melted cheese or melted butter, I had no part of the hamburgers, nor, to be honest, would it have helped. Tyler put some seasoning on his hamburger, enough so that he thought it would have a little flavor. Apparently it had a little too much flavor. Our guest could not even stomach it, unlike my love, who found it much more fit to consume than many of the things we eat in our home.

Anyway this post is a warning to all near us, to watch out for our food, which may or may not be poisonous to other non-Ross humans.